Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

**lunuwueju** Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:12 pm

men and women?

**lunuwueju** Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:15 pm

Did you hear about the snail that got beat up by two turtles?
At the police station they asked him, “Did you get a good look at the turtles that did this? He said, “No, it all happened so fast.”

**lunuwueju** Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:15 pm

A young guy at a bar: “Hey, bartender. Pour me a cold one.”
“Hey, go on, kid, you wanna get me in trouble?”
“Maybe later. Right now I just wanna a beer.”

**Rushan** Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:32 pm

woots.
where did you all find those jokes?
ITS SO FARNY!

ningz Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:45 pm

Rushan wrote:woots.
where did you all find those jokes?
ITS SO FARNY!

from the internet la duhhh
tongue

**Rushan** Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:12 am

diao, got real life jokes anot.

k1nz Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:31 am

LOL...
rushan dun diao diao la..
not good for health... Smile

**Rushan** Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:28 am

wad diao diao,
i mean like real life one.

k1nz Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:58 am

i mean b4 u say the main thing...
pls do not add diao...

**Rushan** Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:10 pm

oh i get it.
then got real life jokes anot?

ningz Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:38 pm

nola...
oh ya... if got real life joke.. later when i come back i post something about yesterday...
LOL

k1nz Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:33 pm

wats the joke?

ningz Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:44 pm

k1nz wrote:wats the joke?

later la... let me spam first..
then only i come back to talk about my story..

ningz Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:50 pm

yesterday morning..
i went to taman aman to jog with sook wen...
so... while jogging... sook wen told me some ghost things...
about she went to penang then her relativess saw ghost...something like that...
they heard walking sound.. and somebody knocking the door...
and some shadows...
then she said...her uncle very brave...but that night he also scared...
never sleep...
so... i just jog and looking down the floor..
then suddenly one uncle he was jogging in front of us... but suddenly turn back to us...
then i shocked...(i dnt knw why)...LOL......then i said in chinese: xia dao wo..
then that uncle said what so scared you?
then sook wen also shocked what i did...
and she said even the uncle also laugh at me...

i dnt knw whether is it funny...but sook wen said it is funny..
LOL...

but i'm sure if u were there... you will laugh at me too..
=.=

k1nz Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:26 pm

ningz wrote:yesterday morning..
i went to taman aman to jog with sook wen...
so... while jogging... sook wen told me some ghost things...
about she went to penang then her relativess saw ghost...something like that...
they heard walking sound.. and somebody knocking the door...
and some shadows...
then she said...her uncle very brave...but that night he also scared...
never sleep...
so... i just jog and looking down the floor..
then suddenly one uncle he was jogging in front of us... but suddenly turn back to us...
then i shocked...(i dnt knw why)...LOL......then i said in chinese: xia dao wo..
then that uncle said what so scared you?
then sook wen also shocked what i did...
and she said even the uncle also laugh at me...

i dnt knw whether is it funny...but sook wen said it is funny..
LOL...

but i'm sure if u were there... you will laugh at me too..
=.=

LOL... lame joke..

ningz Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:44 pm

k1nz wrote:
ningz wrote:yesterday morning..
i went to taman aman to jog with sook wen...
so... while jogging... sook wen told me some ghost things...
about she went to penang then her relativess saw ghost...something like that...
they heard walking sound.. and somebody knocking the door...
and some shadows...
then she said...her uncle very brave...but that night he also scared...
never sleep...
so... i just jog and looking down the floor..
then suddenly one uncle he was jogging in front of us... but suddenly turn back to us...
then i shocked...(i dnt knw why)...LOL......then i said in chinese: xia dao wo..
then that uncle said what so scared you?
then sook wen also shocked what i did...
and she said even the uncle also laugh at me...

i dnt knw whether is it funny...but sook wen said it is funny..
LOL...

but i'm sure if u were there... you will laugh at me too..
=.=

LOL... lame joke..

LOL...real life joke marh

woah! my longest post
HAHAHHA

k1nz Sun Dec 07, 2008 4:39 pm

ningz wrote:
k1nz wrote:
ningz wrote:yesterday morning..
i went to taman aman to jog with sook wen...
so... while jogging... sook wen told me some ghost things...
about she went to penang then her relativess saw ghost...something like that...
they heard walking sound.. and somebody knocking the door...
and some shadows...
then she said...her uncle very brave...but that night he also scared...
never sleep...
so... i just jog and looking down the floor..
then suddenly one uncle he was jogging in front of us... but suddenly turn back to us...
then i shocked...(i dnt knw why)...LOL......then i said in chinese: xia dao wo..
then that uncle said what so scared you?
then sook wen also shocked what i did...
and she said even the uncle also laugh at me...

i dnt knw whether is it funny...but sook wen said it is funny..
LOL...

but i'm sure if u were there... you will laugh at me too..
=.=

LOL... lame joke..

LOL...real life joke marh

woah! my longest post
HAHAHHA

LOL... good lo...
1st got a bit point punya post...

ningz Sun Dec 07, 2008 4:40 pm

k1nz wrote:
ningz wrote:
k1nz wrote:
ningz wrote:yesterday morning..
i went to taman aman to jog with sook wen...
so... while jogging... sook wen told me some ghost things...
about she went to penang then her relativess saw ghost...something like that...
they heard walking sound.. and somebody knocking the door...
and some shadows...
then she said...her uncle very brave...but that night he also scared...
never sleep...
so... i just jog and looking down the floor..
then suddenly one uncle he was jogging in front of us... but suddenly turn back to us...
then i shocked...(i dnt knw why)...LOL......then i said in chinese: xia dao wo..
then that uncle said what so scared you?
then sook wen also shocked what i did...
and she said even the uncle also laugh at me...

i dnt knw whether is it funny...but sook wen said it is funny..
LOL...

but i'm sure if u were there... you will laugh at me too..
=.=

LOL... lame joke..

LOL...real life joke marh

woah! my longest post
HAHAHHA

LOL... good lo...
1st got a bit point punya post...

chehh..i want also can de la...
but now the most important is spam more
HAHAHHA

**Rushan** Sun Dec 07, 2008 5:37 pm

eh xin-ning, i pay you 50 cent.
help me spam 500 posts
DEAL? Twisted Evil

ningz Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:14 pm

Rushan wrote:eh xin-ning, i pay you 50 cent.
help me spam 500 posts
DEAL?

crazy...==
no need time to spam arh?
Rm0.50?
dog also dnt want
LOL!
spam until headache...
kesian nya
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

k1nz Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:40 pm

Rushan wrote:eh xin-ning, i pay you 50 cent.
help me spam 500 posts
DEAL?

LOL.. u pay me 50 bucks i help u spam...

k1nz Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:40 pm

ningz wrote:
Rushan wrote:eh xin-ning, i pay you 50 cent.
help me spam 500 posts
DEAL?
crazy...==
no need time to spam arh?
Rm0.50?
dog also dnt want
LOL!
spam until headache...
kesian nya
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

wao... xin ning say de thing so dog...

ningz Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:43 pm

k1nz wrote:
ningz wrote:
Rushan wrote:eh xin-ning, i pay you 50 cent.
help me spam 500 posts
DEAL?
crazy...==
no need time to spam arh?
Rm0.50?
dog also dnt want
LOL!
spam until headache...
kesian nya
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
wao... xin ning say de thing so dog...

LOL..he dog first de loo

k1nz Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:23 pm

ningz wrote:
k1nz wrote:
ningz wrote:
Rushan wrote:eh xin-ning, i pay you 50 cent.
help me spam 500 posts
DEAL?
crazy...==
no need time to spam arh?
Rm0.50?
dog also dnt want
LOL!
spam until headache...
kesian nya
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
wao... xin ning say de thing so dog...

LOL..he dog first de loo

>.< charm kia...

**Rushan** Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:21 pm

kokkin i give you rm50 you let her blow.

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