REAL LIFE Jokesss

i need some jokesss
but please...no cold jokes allowed okay?

ok. i am the first xing ning is the most tall ppl in mars..




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next please...that's not funny at all okay?@@...
and... i'm xin-ning... not XING NING okay?@@

ningz wrote:next please...that's not funny at all okay?@@...
and... i'm xin-ning... not XING NING okay?@@

sorry for spell wrong your name but the joke still ok haha



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ningz wrote:next please...that's not funny at all okay?@@...
and... i'm xin-ning... not XING NING okay?@@

lol... dis abit funny...

JuzLykToEat wrote:

ningz wrote:next please...that's not funny at all okay?@@...
and... i'm xin-ning... not XING NING okay?@@

lol... dis abit funny...

==...funny mehh...

ningz wrote:

JuzLykToEat wrote:

ningz wrote:next please...that's not funny at all okay?@@...
and... i'm xin-ning... not XING NING okay?@@

lol... dis abit funny...

==...funny mehh...

i can say 100 ppl see it 99 ppl will say funny,only the one is u hahaha


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ei i found one joke,funny


A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools.

It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde says “what are you doing?” - and they say “we’re saving it for later!”

Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom. The clerk says “What size? small, medium, or large?” She said “I dont know… one to fit a camel?”





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oo ya forget see this flash video.. http://www.funny-games.biz/cartoon/jingle_bells_reversed.html




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u wan joke izzit???

-see.. a handsome there>>> DENNIS

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Dennis too lame laa
Well,that's a super uber lame joke in the world.
Dennis, my cousin said u are a lengzai even my mum too =.=
lol

which 1 is your cousin??

out of topic alrd laaa

cause he is leng zai ma ,out of topic le...



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lunuwueju wrote:cause he is leng zai ma ,out of topic le...



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ya la...out of topic alrd...
faster...any other jokesss?

lol, kahjo lengzai fullstop

yeng ^^



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wooiii go visit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFstYJKV8Qg and leave a comment thankyou.

Rushan wrote:lol, kahjo lengzai fullstop

lame...@@

A cop pulls a young guy over:
"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.
"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.
Yup, but I didn't see you!

A patron at a restaurant was continually bothering the waiter about the air conditioning: first he would ask for the air conditioning to be turned up because it was too hot, then he would ask it be turned down because it was to cold, this went on for about a half an hour. To the surprise of the rest of the customers, the waiter was very patient, walking aback and forth and very pleasant. So finally a customer asked; why don’t you just throw out the pest? “Oh, I don’t care,” said the waiter with a grin, we don’t even have an air conditioner.”

When a doctor remarked on a new patient’s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “high blood pressure, Doc. It runs in my family.”
“Your mother’s side or your father’s?” the doctor asked. “Neither,” the patient replied. “It’s from my wife’s family.” “Oh, come now,” said the doctor “How could your wife’s family give you high blood pressure?” He sighed. “You oughta meet’em sometime, Doc!”

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs!

Job Application (Rated ?)A guy walks into the human resources department of a largecompany and hands the executive his application. Theexecutive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that theapplicant has been fired from every job he has ever held."I must say," says the executive, "your work history isterrible. You've been fired from every job." "Yes," says the man. "Well," continues the executive, "there's not much positivein that." "Hey!" says the guy as he pokes the application. "At leastI'm not a quitter."

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor fora complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with theresults. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says."You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?""Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?" "Nine..."